The Homestuck Renaissance Troupe
Juan/Jazz for Caliborn
Louder and even more annoying than Karkat, Caliborn is our beloathed incel antagonist. And just like Karkat, I would like to stress to please not hurt yourself or your mics when performing.
HC: Raspy, dry and grating, a voice that makes you want to punch through your computer screen. For contrast with Calliope, he is not British, however I will accept any other accent! Another way to play with contrast is preferring a higher-pitched, cartoonish voice for him, something that wouldn't be out of place if we stuck him right into Invader Zim. He is a monster and proud, so feel free to get creative!
- androgynous
- male teen
- male young adult
- all english accents
DIRK I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. DIRK. HELLO DIRK. LET'S PLAY A GAME. DIRK I DON'T THINK YOu uNDERSTAND. I WANT TO PLAY A FuCKING GAME WITH YOu. I WOuLD LIKE YOu TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY.
THANK YOU. YOUR HUMAN CONCEPT OF GAYNESS. ADEQUATELY DESCRIBES THE FEELINGS I HAVE. WHEN I EMBRACE MY PERFECT FLOPPY LITTLE MAN.
[To Calliope, gloating:] YOu BLOCKED ME AGAIN? YOu KNOW THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. ANYWAY. I'M HAPPY WE ARE IN AGREEMENT THAT I WON. YOu SHOuLDN'T uNDERESTIMATE ME. I'LL LEAVE YOu ALONE FOR A WHILE LIKE YOu WANT. BECAuSE REALLY. WHO CARES ABOuT YOu? BuT YOu SHOuLD BELIEVE ME. WHEN I TELL YOu. SOME DAY. I'M GOING TO KILL YOu IN YOuR SLEEP. MAYBE EVEN. MORE THAN ONCE.
