adamcbethell for Coronation Selwynn (???)

Mistletoe - (Fantasy/Drama/Comedy Story)

adamcbethell for Coronation Selwynn (???)

Voice Actor

Coronation Selwynn (???)

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cast offsite

Selwynn is essentially the yard-stick with which to measure how utterly bizarre my show becomes by the very end. An absolutely incomprehensible character, to say the least.

Selwynn is interviewed by Rita during a news segment in the final episode of Mistletoe, regarding the birth of a possibly-alien creature outside of The Islander's Reach. His account is vague and plagued with metaphors and abstract references to seemingly anything other than what he was asked about.

As for his voice, I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for other than him being intimidating in a creepy kind of way. Imagine that he's some obscure inhabitant of Twin Peak's Black Lodge mixed with a stereotypical Native American soothsayer.

I'm awarding points for imagination here.

His lines won't be needed for some time so I'll be leaving the casting call up for quite a long time.

"Selwynn came to branches, saw the middle ground ruined by bush fires. Unleash the pretty man!"
"Selwynn came to Pygmy Elephant, name him Ambrosia. The custard Elephantin. Doth make for goooood syrup. We stepped in to the breach, near the reach and we pair did see...the boy and the gentleman. You know? Your people? But enough of this, they went to Abraxas and it would not interest Selwynn to follow."
*Selwynn's voice becomes serious when recounting his stunned reaction to what he has seen*
"Take in to account for the moment, the stars amongst the heavens when they present to us fully their majesty. An unobscured, naked nighttime sky, see it true - the milky way spilled across the sky like the single greatest accident. You are seeing it? Do you see them, the stars?
Imagine what they have seen."