U-2 comic (started). (UPDATED)
koad for Peter Duffeltag the III
Character (Unimportant) - Peter is a being of unknown origin with a set of enchanted items. He owns a staff that cannot break, A pair of shoes that allow him to leap great distances, A belt that allows him momentary invulnerability, an X-ray monocle, and A hat that generates money. He tends to wander around cities chucking money at the bluntly labeled "Exceedingly Poor People".
Voice - All you need is a lot of energy for this voice! (And be prepared for a lot of run-on sentences)
Greetings chap! You look a bit down in the dumps, so to say, friend, but worry not for I know the cure to all sadness! MONEY!
*shouting* YOU LOOK EXCEEDINGLY POOR! HAVE SOME MONEY!
Mhm chap I do believe so that I agree with your statement but also I happen to be on the other side of this argument at the same time, don't ask me why I just find it interesting to argue from both sides Chap.