Young people of Springfield, as your mayor I'd like to welcome you to our annual funny book convention. And thank you for pumping almost $300 dollars into the local economy. Your youthful high spirits have imparted a glow to this old warhorse. You might say I feel like Radiation Man... well have fun and be sure to clear out by six for the shriners.

Would you like a street named after you?

Vote Quimby!