NORMAL (an original comic voiceover)
MatthewTronic for Steven Smith
Steven is the first character we meet in our adventure. He's lazy, short sighted, stressed out, and loves potatoes. This sarcastic dork never stops making a joke or having fun, even in the most serious of times. He prides himself in being logical, but he is anything but.
Me? Stressed? Never. Besides, I had legitimate reasons to be confused and stressed. My impulsions are a required fact of my existence, but I shall react to them as I damn well please!
Damnit! I've been played for a fool. I've been had! Contemptible! Deplorable! Disgraceful!
Anyways, if you would be so kind as to explain yourself, or if you cannot, get lost? I really have other, exceedingly important matters to attend to. A variety of exciting activities are available to me, such as: sleeping, eating, and relentless procrastination. I would very much enjoy getting to these.
Thank you so much for audition! This is an interesting take on the character. I can hear the desire to make him closer to a "John Egbert" style voice, but I don't quite think that hits the mark. Regardless, I'd love to hear another take with a voice that sounds more like... a stressed out teenage boy who probably has some issues sleeping because he just cant stop thinking of puns. A bit lower in pitch as well than your initial take. I look forward to hearing it!