World of Craziness
Niketa Hurteau for Alex McKessie
Alex McKessie is Darwin’s brilliant but socially awkward little sister, a scientific influencer who spends more time tinkering in her lab than hanging with people. Equal parts robotics mastermind and mad scientist, Alex is just as unhinged as her brother—if not more—especially when her inventions inevitably go haywire.
Age: 10
Nationality: American
Anais Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Doo)
Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
[Revving up her newest invention] At last… the calculations are perfect, the power stable, the world at my fingertips! Heh…heh-heh… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! …Now, FIRE!
[Presenting her experiment] Ok, class. Prepare to be ASTOUNDED! Made directly from my lab, I present (pulls sheet off cage) … Oh... It got out... Welp! (Claps hands, cheerfully nervous) You MIIIGHT wanna cover your orifices—y’know, eyes, ears, mouths—PRONTO!
[On the phone with a friend, fighting for her life against her own experiment] Oh—ack!—hello? Oh hiii!...Hang out? Oh, I’d love to, really, but I’m just a TEENSY bit—grrhh!—tied up at the moment! Ya know, just taking care of one of my experiments—back, BACK!—(awkward laugh) call ya back!
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