“You play guitar? No way! So do I! Well, probably not as well as you do. I prefer singing.”

“Why are you selling yourself short? You have an incredible talent! I bet, if you just keep practicing, you’ll be as great as you’ve ever wanted to be. Keep that in mind.”

“I have tried so hard to get on your good side! I have done literally everything in the book. I keep you company, I leave you alone when you want, I listen! Why are you shutting me down like I’m some…parasite?! God forbid I see the good in someone! God forbid I try to be your friend.”