Decisions are awful. Studies have shown that humans are consistently bad at decision making. The chemicals of the human brain evolved for centuries to mislead and deceive us.

Through a state-of-the-art genetic analysis, facial structure recognition and racial identification, the Decision Maker X4000 can make the ideal decision about who would be best for your family.

When the device arrives, remove it from your doorstep and bring it inside. Every member of the family will need to enter in their name, date of birth, race, ethnicity and blood type. A needle will emerge from the side of the cube. Don’t be alarmed. That’s just to take every family member’s blood sample for analysis. Once the blood sample is done, out will pop a camera lens. This lens will then scan all the faces of the family members and compare them to faces in the criminal database.