"Life is a stage, an' I'm here to light it up with a kaleidoscope of emotions, paintin' smiles on every face in the audience, one heartfelt performance at a time."

"Milo, Sugar Cube, I been tryin’ to tell ya! The thingy-majig for the backy bit o’ the faucet’s plum busted and has been for god darn knows how damnin' long! I said the twisty-turny doohickey behind the spout's gone wonky, Jellybean—ya know, the silver whirly thang that does the twizzlers and turns!"

"Hey, how bout we play a game? I call it run so fast and not knock into Winnie again! Honestly, happened one time and I got paint all over not just my puppets and the kids nearby but all over my white jumpsuit. Can't say my Cuddlebug was fond of it when I chased him around with the paint still wet and on me. May or may not'v gotten a well deserved beatin' at home... Guy is what... five foot two inches, weighing about... 45 kilograms? Took me down like a polar bear as soon as I walked through the front door, hehe... Wait, he just texted me... Uh... He's buyin' clothes at the soup store... Is that a... A reference or... Somet… I... *sigh* I can't keep up with this guy I swear..."