(Persuasive) Hello there. My name is Teruo Masuda, and I'm the Ultimate Entrepreneur. Now that you know me, we can both share the fact that we're stuck here, and I want out. So I will pay you to find me a way out of here. We can talk price later, don't worry.

(Annoyed) Do I look like I have time for your nonsense? I don't want to do this either, so don't throw the blame on me. Are you aware of how bad this is affecting your reputation and overall image? Well to summarize- you're coming off as a real bitch right now.

(Unwell) *cough* Oh, god.. why now? I'm going to head out now. I've got this- this chronic thing, and I could pass away if I stayed here with you nuisances any longer. Do you want me to die too? Well I don't, so- *cough*