The Deity Machine: The Masterpiece
Lucille for Artie: Shapeshifting menace
Pronouns: He/She/They/It
Age:??? (looks 20)
Species: No one's exactly sure…some kind of vampire…
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Personality type: ESFP
Favourite things: Jokes and Riddles, Making new friends, Cooking
Least favourite things: Routine, Bees, Silence
Essential Plot points: After the deity machine was closed down…Artie wanted a new look, vibe and entire personality; that’s exactly what Artie did...being a botanical vampiric shapeshifter is neat! Become a mushroom by eating mushrooms! Fun. However, Artie has…’ mellowed’ to the point of being a much better entertainer than a scientist these days. Artie jumped at the chance of being part of the sideshow and is arguably terrible at playing their beloved recorder…but seems to enjoy being an extremely chill and puzzle-oriented being. They’re probably not going to care if you like their puzzles or not, because Artie knows that here’s a level of ‘cool’ that no one else will understand except Artie. In reality…Artie sucks at the recorder, does do pretty good puzzles, but has a marmite sense of humour that some will find hilarious…but others will either scratch their head…or find it deeply offensive. Artie isn’t in the business of hurting people…just really confusing them.- english
- androgynous
- american
“Was it enjoyable? The Flowerberry maze of wonder? It was so neat! I liked the Blackheath jumpscare…hahaha, what a gnarly old mannn. Love that guy.”
“You know…you shouldn’t be meandering around backstage…that’s where all the accidental murders occur. What do you mean? Of course, a murder can be an accident.”
“Do I like sucking blood? I mean…maybe a little bit. But I LOVE sucking honeysuckle…I did that one time and my hair went crazy big and pink! That was quite the fashion statement. Hooooo, so anyway…would you prefer to be poisoned or stabbed? Doctor D would like to know…for user research purposes…”
Hi Lucille, thank you so much for taking the time to submit. Unfortunately, we have chosen a different performer. We enjoyed the energy of your performance, our advice would be to focus on your annunication or words, particularly with names that are of fictional people and place, as they are parts of the lore we really like sharing with players.
Thank you again and good luck with you auditions.