in the most serious way, (I don't think this could be more serious than I am right now... well maybe on that Tuesday last we- nope definitely right now never been more serious) I don't know how to implement text, I'm an Undertale pleb that uses Comic Sans in everything cuz' I think it's punny. I just thought this would make me one of the "cool kids", (seeing as how I have the voice and mentality of a child) but... uh... yeah... wtf am I doing with my life?

Yes, you are right to say that only the coolest kids can implement text. Unfortunately, you just aren't cool enough?? I mean, sorry, but mostly not sorry rofl