$15 FLAT RATE

you’ll bring the episode to life through character dialogue and scene-level writing. You’ll be responsible for writing all the banter, arguments, panic, dumb jokes, and ridiculous exchanges between Vinnie, Tony, and anyone unlucky enough to interact with them. You’ll also describe the action of each scene—how characters move, react, or fumble their way through haunted hallways and crime scenes. Your job is to make each moment feel alive and absurd, while keeping the tone fast-paced and sharp. Whether it’s Vinnie trying to arrest a trash can or Tony monologuing about donuts during a chase scene, you’ll be in charge of delivering the humor and energy that defines the series. Strong comedic timing, an ear for character voice, and an appreciation for parody are essential.