Mass Effect: The Suicide Mission (LE2/ME2 Parody)
Mercy for Miranda
Miranda Genetically perfect, totally knows it. Cerberus’ resident cheer-captain with a side of ice queen energy. Thinks saving the galaxy is just another excuse to show off her biotic moves—and her designer jumpsuit. She’s smart, deadly, and only slightly insufferable. Go team… Miranda.
- english
- female adult
- british
- fandub
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
The Reapers are coming, obviously. But more importantly, we can’t waste any more time. We need Shepard back. Like, now. Not in six months, not in three. I’ve already waited two years and frankly, I’m at my limit. My hair serum is stress reacting"
"You didn’t see them, okay? The way they looked at me when I said 'mission briefing.' The subtle nod. The connection. You can't engineer that, sir. Believe me—I would’ve
"Oh Ashley? yeah she died... like a bitch and cried for you shepard ... oh? did I forget something else? wanna cry about it? Cope cry seethe and mold shepard"
