Retcon
safestrongalive for Percival Simmons
Percy (he will /cut/ you if you call him Percival) is the protagonist of Retcon. He's a first-year law student and is the biggest procrastinator known to man. He has a tendency to panic extremely easily, and will often find himself in unfavourable situations. His emotional intelligence is off the charts. He has a strong hatred for capitalism and conventionalism, calling them the two 'Deadly Cs', and plays drums in a band. He thinks he's pretty cool. He's not cool.
No. Absolutely, utterly and completely, no way am I going to just climb up there! Do you think I'm nuts? There could be like, poison gas, or zombies or machine guns or something! No.
W-wait, wait! You're telling me that when you just got told that some organisation literally implanted some creepy computer into your brain, you just kind of rolled with it? Is everyone here on drugs? Jesus, I signed up for the wrong job.
That made me think of this one time, when Marlene, Molly and I took a trip to Portugal. I got pulled aside at the airport because they thought my belt was a bomb. I thought the girls would be worried, but they just pissed themselves laughing at me when I got back to them. I was annoyed at the time, but looking back, I kind of miss that memory.
