“Oh, hello my name is Ariel Ultimum, the wife of Celebrant, or should I call him Celebrat? Anyway, I have always been a sucker for the spear, it’s so fun to wield, plus if you aren’t an amazing fighter yet, it has long reach so you don’t have to worry about being hit. Unfortunately Celebrant won’t let me have any say in the government up here because I’m a ‘woman’, but that never stops me from tampering with his documents before he sends them off. I wish he wouldn’t make my poor son do all the paperwork, but I just can’t get him to stop, I swear Zentai’s going to end up going insane from all this… Oops, it seems I’ve let myself start rambling, thank you for reading this, I hope to see you in my children’s quest for success, oooh that’s good, I have to write it down. Urk, uh, thank you!"