DOWNTOWN FELINES (PROLOGUE)
Cursed with Glorious Purpose for Dr. Selena March
Head Scientist - Behavioral & Existential Research Division
Age: Late 30s
From: Palo Alto, California (but never mentions it)
Alma Mater: Stanford (mentions that all the time)
Personality:
Hyper-intelligent, emotionally unavailable, master of controlled sarcasm
Thinks the cats are an anomaly, but the Landlord is the real mystery to her.
Uses jargon so thick it sounds like a spell.
Has no time for bureaucrats or sentimentality.
- english
- Sandra Oh
- Sarcastic
- female adult
- Sharp
- bored
- audacity
- adobe audition
*Say something you think would fit*
Oh, fantastic. Another FIRE. Tell me—was it the unstable compound this time too, the idiot who mixed it, or the fact that we’re storing radioactive material next to a microwave oven? You know what? Don’t answer.
Let’s pretend this department still has some dignity. I’ll file the report, again, and you can go congratulate yourself for discovering combustion. Maybe next week we’ll try NOT burning the lab down, yeah?
