The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat
TheHellastorian for JINSHI
Deputy Manager of the Rear Palace, Living Plot Twist, Royal Twink Supreme™ Jinshi is stupid beautiful, suspiciously competent, and dangerously under-qualified for the amount of responsibility he carries. He’s got palace secrets under his belt and unresolved trauma in his perfectly shaped eyebrows. Everyone wants him.
“You have two options: come quietly… or come sassily. Either way, you’re coming. And no, that’s not an innuendo. Yet.”
“You think I enjoy playing babysitter in a palace full of estrogen bombs and conspiracy farts? Your face says ‘why?’... mine says ‘therapy’s for the rich.’ We’re both screwed.”
“Forget justice. I’d lace the teapot with regret and arsenic just to make this conversation take a permanent nap.”
Not gonna lie... I absolutely adore your take on this character. You had me giggling like an idiot! It’s wonderfully done, and I can’t thank you enough for sending it in.