DOWNTOWN FELINES (PROLOGUE)
Jarod Boots . for The Landlord
(Division Leader - Shadow Bureaucracy)
Age: Mid 50s
From: Washington D.C.
Personality:
Charismatic in a folksy, poetic way
talks like he's always quoting some forgotten american author.
Can recite zoning laws like Shakespeare and make them sound beautiful.
Zero tolerance for nonsense - especially feline nonsense.
Believes in order, hierarchy, and "the american blueprint" (a phrase he coined and repeats)
- english
- Authoritarian
- midtone
- precise
- male adult
- Commanding
- audacity
- adobe audition
*Say something you think would fit*
You’re standing exactly thirty-eight centimeters outside the restricted line. Move. I didn’t authorize that array installation. Someone either acted without permission… or thought I wouldn’t notice.
Neither assumption bodes well. No, you don’t have to explain. You just have to undo it. And next time, read the protocol manual instead of playing scientist in my building.
