The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat

Carionto for PALACE PHYSICIAN

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PALACE PHYSICIAN
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Role assigned to: Carionto

Vibe: Cynical, sleep-deprived, and done with everyone’s bodily fluids. Think: House M.D. if he worked in a palace full of idiots and wasn’t allowed to yell at them. He’s very aware that he is surrounded by morons.

  • “No, concubine number five is not possessed. She’s just pregnant... again. Honestly, I envy the demon.”

  • “If I had a coin for every noble who ignored my medical advice, I could afford to poison them properly.”

  • “Yes, I know her nose turned blue. No, that’s not normal. Yes, I already told the Empress. No, she didn’t listen. Welcome to my life.”

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The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat
Sakasa Jinei
Sakasa Jinei

Whoa, I loved this take! The emotion and little improvs were great, and the dry humor came through perfectly. You really nailed that “tired of everyone’s crap” vibe... just how I imagined him. Seriously, amazing job. Keep it up!

    Carionto
    Carionto

    Thanks, glad you liked my interpretation. Having a real 9 to 5 makes relating to his situation quite a bit easier.

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