The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat
Amanda for LIHUA
Voice Actor
LIHUA
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A high-ranking concubine with a porcelain smile, dead eyes, and a trauma playlist that rivals a Victorian ghost. She’s the mother of the late prince, a woman of composure fraying at the seams. Elegantly unhinged, repressed to the point of emotional constipation, and dangerously passive-aggressive. Underneath her tragic grace is a woman who could snap like a chopstick... and still sip tea like nothing happened.
“My son is gone… and yet the court still expects me to smile at brunch. Tell me, Eunuch, do you serve tea before or after maternal breakdowns?”
“Please inform His Majesty that I appreciate his condolences. And tell the palace physician: next time he prescribes face powder, I’d like it without arsenic.”
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