Odd Stuff
WalterNiyama for Secret Agents
Two secret agents canvasing door to door. In addition to audition lines, I would love to see some improvised bickering between two actors in the vein of the audition lines. Not required, but I want to ensure that these agents have great chemistry as they are a recurring joke throughout the series.
AGENT 1 Why are we doing the sunglasses again? AGENT 2 Because it looks cool. AGENT 1 What about the oversized red clown shoes? AGENT 2 I never told you to wear clown shoes. AGENT 1 Then why didn’t you say anything in the car? AGENT 2 I thought you were trying to make a bold fashion statement. I applaud that. AGENT 1 But my feet didn’t fit under the seat. I had to crouch like an egg on the back seat with the seatbelt awkwardly around my knees. AGENT 2 Sometimes you have to suffer for the sake of fashion. AGENT 1 The shoes honk and squeak when I walk. It drives me crazy. AGENT 2 Really? I found it to be soothing.
