Ajin Abridged Parody
s-crutchfeild for Izumi Shimomura
"I don’t like their chances. They’re too slow, we should call for reinforcements. Or better yet, I can--"
Eriko: "I do remember this one time by the river, he saw something... almost like a ghost."Izumi stands up in shock. Izumi: "The ghost! Was it black?"Eriko: "Wait, I never said anything about the ghost being bl- african american."Shocked again, Izumi sits down. Izumi: "Oh no, I've said too much. Wait am I blushing? God damn it animators!" Eriko: "(In her head): What's with her?"Suddenly a giant black spike impales Izumi straight through the stomach from behind.Izumi: "Ahh! *coughs*"Izumi coughs up blood and dies one second later.
Tanaka's ghost surveys the scene. Suprisingly, Izumi stands up. Although she is bloodied, the large wound is now missing. Izumi: "What do we say to the Gods of Death?"Tanaka: "Huh?"Izumi: "Not today."