Are You The One Barbie Edition Male Roles
BelRus for Ron Contestant #1
Ron is a contestant of Are you the one. He is very muscular and has a deep voice. Part of him is a hopeless romantic. The other part is a straight up douchebag. Ron is very dramatic. He gets upset easily and reacts similarly to how a girl would. All the drama in his life is his own fault, although he doesn't realize it. Due to his insecurities, he is emasculated very easily. He is in all 10 episodes and is in a lot of drama throughout the season.
I think I suck at relationships because I'm a little rough around the edges. I'm a bouncer so it's kind of my job to look intimidating. I'm a sweet guy once you get to know me, but unfortunately I have the male version of resting bitch face and it tends to turn girls off at first sight. And then when I do find a girl who likes me… I fuck it up. I'm kind of a lost cause I'm hoping I can come here and change that.
[Sighs] So the producers want me to come in here and talk about how I met Jaz. I was in 8th grade. 8th grade was supposed to be MY year. I hit puberty that year, I made the football team, I was on my way to being the cool guy. Well suddenly this weird emo girl starts following me around...That's Jaz by the way...I start seeing her everywhere I go, EVEN on the weekends I would see her sitting around my HOUSE!? As if that weren't creepy enough then she starts trying to TALK to me and she kept calling me “Ronnie” in this obnoxious little Jaz voice... *mimicks* “Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie blah blah blah” So then all my friends start calling me Ronnie and making fun of me for having a little stalker. Cool guy status TANKED and I was the laughing stock. She ruined 8th grade for me.
[Say something comedically melodramatic in a very deep voice. ]
