Ajin Abridged Parody
lolpops for Eriko Nagai
Eriko: "Kei! Why are you here? You never visit."Kei: "Well, I was here asking doctor Kawasaki for a co-op placement."Eriko: "Oh... I see. It's not like I wanted you to visit me anyway."
Eriko: "It was the day that our puppy died. We went to bury him by the river, except my brother didn't seem bothered by it."Eriko is crying on the ground at the sight of the dead puppy.Kei: "Welp fuck, time to get a cat amirite?"Eriko: "What the hell did you just say?"Kei: "Or maybe a frog. Pepe is all the rage right now. Anon says so."Eriko: "It was at that moment I knew my brother... was an autist."
Eriko: "Kei?! What are you doing here?"Kei: "Eriko, we've got to go!"Kei grabs his sister's hand and sprints down the hallway out of sight of the angry mob.Eventually, they out run them and stop to catch their breath.Kei: "Eriko, you aren't hurt are-"Eriko: "Kei, what the fuck?!"Kei is noticeably taken aback.Eriko: "You didn't think to call me or something first? Oh no no no. God forbid you give your sister a heads up aboutthe frickin' angry mob descending on the hospital."Kei: "Look, Eriko there isn't time."