Felix
Ricky_dB for News Anchor
Okay, so, we're here with this space scientist.
...Huh. Um. Define "giant" for us. Exactly how big are we talking?
...Alright... and I'd like to repeat for viewers who may be just joining us, this is at this point all speculation-.
Okay! Give me something to work with here! How are we-? How can we stop this thing?Okay, lemme get this straight. There's an enormous meteor headed towards earth. It will be here in a year. There's no way we can stop it. And when it hits us, all life... the entire planet... is going to be destroyed.
[Normal, cheerful anchor voice]...Big thanks to all the space scientists! Let's cut to some street interviews we did, asking people about this news.Before... we'd... I certainly never thought about death. Now... children... children... This morning my 6-year-old daughter looked up at me and she said, "Daddy, [or Mommy] when I die, I'm gonna love you in that moment. And I don't know if there's a heaven, but if there is, I'm gonna love you then, too." It's... Jesus Christ...We're gonna be erased. And I... I think it's the best thing that's ever happened to us.