Camp Wildflower
Sarah for Cristina Low
Cristina Low is the first to correct your grammar, your math, or your faulty logic — even if you didn’t ask. She’s sharp, sarcastic, and very online. She grew up as the “weird smart kid” in a big, emotionally chaotic household where being right was her only form of control.
Now in her 30s, Cristina’s intelligence is her armor — and she wears it like a full suit of medieval plate. But beneath the quips and the encyclopedic recall is someone desperate to be seen as more than just “the clever one.”
Cristina applied to Camp Wildflower half as a joke… and half because her therapist said she should try something “uncomfortable and human.”
- english
- all english accents
- female adult
"I know I come off a little... much. But it’s easier to be annoying than to be disappointed. And I’m really good at annoying."
"One million dollars would be great. But honestly? I’m here to figure out how to stop performing for people who aren’t even watching."
"Call me arrogant, cold, or insufferable — I’ve heard it all. But underestimate me, and I will take your money while citing the statistical probability of it happening."