(Imitating a different voice.) “The good people of Brightwater are my staunchest supporters,” Tremmel said. “My defense of their property reflects what has always been my tough stance on crime and immorality in Old Town.” (Beat.) Read – I’m a sactimonious prick. Tremmel plans to make few changes should he be re-elected. “I see no reason to fix what isn’t broken. Close ties to the Imperial Seat have kept my family at the Table since we put the prince under the hill. I will continue to leverage them on behalf of those who have recently made Brightwater their home.”

There, clean enough for the censors to wipe their asses with it. (Beat.) Ludovic! Get this to the printers, would you? (Sighs.) I need a drink.