Personality: Jaded, disinterested, cold. Responsible, impatient. Incredibly grumpy.

Fears: falling short, change, loss

Goals: Just dumping toxic waste and getting back out. Ultimately everything is in service of a promotion and getting a higher paygrade.

The many years of being a glorified garbage man have made Alberto jaded and cold. So far he has failed to climb up the ladder, but being trusted to instruct the new guy might be a step in the right direction. He hasn’t much regard for his environment, nor of his fellow people. That is until something goes horribly wrong…

We were thinking of a higher nasally grumpy voice, but feel free to try something different.

Reference: Think Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation, but a bit higher pitch or Squidward from Spongebob.