Anyway, I told my parents to clear out, so they took a trip out of town, and now I have the whole house to myself - wanna smoke? No? Your loss, man. It's from my personal store. Nothing better than homegrown, ya know?

Party at my house tonight. Wanna come? You didn’t show up to the last one. C'mon, it'll be awesome! At least I’m having fun. You’d rather stay holed up in your house every day when you don’t have work. Is that how you want to remember this summer? Or do you want to actually have a social life for once?

Look, I don't know what happened to the little freak, and I don't wanna know. All I'm going to say is that I'm glad he's gone. Weirdo was more trouble than he was worth. Now either get your ass on the field, or keep warming the bench and shut up.