Calmer Chameleons

frombrad2worse for Metal Dad

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Metal Dad
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Role assigned to: cainvoorhees

The drummer of a death metal band is writing home to tell his son about what he and his band are up to on tour. There will be a lot of long, run-on sentences in this sketch, so please take your time with it when reading it out. Other than that, happy to hear a variety of voices and accents for this role.

  • I
    am putting my punctured, bloodied finger to parchment to inform you how much my
    maggot-infested heart longs to return the doomed orifice that is our dwelling.

  • Once
    my bones grow weary and crumble to dust, it is my hope that you, my progeny,
    shall inherit my legacy.  Until then, I
    will crash these symbols until the very foundations of hell itself begin to
    shake.

  • The
    fans left that gig with a souvenir that money can’t buy, and several blood
    diseases that money can’t treat.

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