I was down south for a few months and you learn a lot when you're on the road. It's funny, we never really had a good connection to technology when we were there, it was actual family time you know? Uh, but when we were heading back and suddenly you hear on the news 'it passed, they're in!' it's like a bad dream you know? ...Well I mean not like that, but you're kind of shocked, and can you imagine being away from civilisation for that long and realising that this is what happened while you were gone? Almost makes you want to crawl back into the forest, you know?

My sister was with this guy, and our family all knew they were going to be trouble, because you just know people like that. Alarm bells start going off and so I ask her how long she'd known him 'oh, 2 months she said' and they were talking about getting engaged just like that! It was so surreal because mum was going along with it right, and dad, well, dad stayed out of it because he didn't want to know. ...I don't blame him, I mean, you really had to meet this guy to know what a deadhead he was, but to her she was in love and that was it. ...Yeah and they did get married! ...Don't even ask about the reception. 

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