You know why I pulled you over today? (Feel free to translate it in the way you see the most fit to Russian)

I'm sure I can think of somethin'. Uh... That couch don't have no seat belts, you were doin' about a hundred in a school zone, and there's uh, giant bag of stolen cash in the back with the two heavily armed anime girls? Yer lookin' at about a, uh, fifty dollar ticket. (Feel free to translate it in the way you see the most fit to Russian)

Ma'am, as a matter of fact I do. You just might be "waifu" material. (Feel free to translate it in the way you see the most fit to Russian)