The 3rd Regiment
Shinn Gutierrez for Alex Hill
Alex Hill is a-
Hey, Alex here! Don't listen to that idiot.
What?! Alex, this is my show! You can't just barge in and-
Oh, yes I can.
Anyway, let's get on the topic of me.
Completely single, ladies and guys everywhere, lookin' at you.
I'm extremely satisfying in bed ;)
And I'm also a worthless pile of trash, good for nothing but banging somethin'
Correction, Alex is a fourth-wall breaking, idiotic pervert. Despite those flaws, he deeply cares about those around him and will do anything to protect them, and also anything to get in their pants.
He puts everyone else before him, and does not take care of himself AT ALL.
Alex's voice is flirty, soft, and slightly deep.
This idiot really wants me to make up things to say? I can easily make every one of these lines 'Bang me' and be done with it. Ugh... You know what, just make them read this. Boom, first line.
Bang me.(Thought I was joking?)
If I've learned anything over my time working here, it's that... goddamn! Assassins are hot!
Holy crap. This was way more fun to record than I thought it would be!