So you're the kids who've been running rampant through the streets. It's nice to meet you - well, of course we've heard of you. How could we not with all those funny videos you've been posting? We have our eyes and ears on the net too, you know. Come in, it's too hot to be having this conversation in the sun. Want some Jello?

We had an agreement! If you had come to us first, this could have all been avoided. That's the problem with you colonists. You think you can waltz in here and take charge just because you think you understand the guidelines, but now you're going to have a hell of a lot more trouble on your hands than it's worth!

The world is not as black and white as you think. Your agent friends will come to realize that soon enough. They're not from around here, I can tell. They think we all fit into some little box, but it's never that simple. The rules always manifest on a case-by-case basis. You must be flexible in your thinking. If you can't adapt quickly enough...who knows what might happen?