(You are 'helping' Rex, your closest friend and captain of the basketball team with his scavenger hunt that was part of the class. He threw shade at you and said that you can slowdown. You know he is practically almost failing and throw friendly shade back.) [Smug and friendly] "Somebody has to make sure the captain of the basketball club gets a good grade so he's not stuck in extra lessons when he should be leading the club. Dont you think captain?"

(A random girl you spotted was about to get into a brawl with the protagonists. Her brother is part of the basket ball club and is a good friend of Rex and yourself. Rex, 2 additional friends, and yourself go to intervene. What you hear when you arrive is this girl saying "You ready for a beating lizard!?")[Cold and analytical dripping with ego] "I would seriously reconsider your earlier proposal. How about we talk this out over a cup of tea?"

(You recived a phone call and recived some disturbing news. There is a group of people that are going to sabotage a food truck that your friends father is working at.) [Pondering] "Mhmm. I see. That's important, indeed" [pause] [Satisfied and smug. You know just the way to stop them] "Im glad you decided to reach out to dragon food trucks about this matter. Leave it to me Blondie. I'll fix it"