Full Name: Unknown (goes by "Shady" on the streets)

Species: Anthropomorphic Buttocks

Age: Mid-40s

Occupation: Drifter, low-level hustler, occasional smuggler

Affiliation: None—keeps to himself

Personality: Paranoid, slippery, and always looking for an exit

Shady Buttocks is a lone wolf in Organtown’s criminal underworld—if you can even call him a criminal. He doesn’t belong to any gang, crew, or syndicate and prefers to stay under the radar. He drifts from job to job, making just enough to scrape by but never enough to gain real power. Because of his cautious nature, he’s managed to avoid getting tangled with the law, meaning he’s not in any police databases. To cops, he’s just another nameless lowlife—until now.