You have made my best friend smile more than I have ever seen in all my years growing up with him. I think I was a little jealous at first, because that spot was originally reserved for me. But I would gladly give it up to you if it meant that he got to smile like that for the rest of his life.

He's sleeping now. Don't worry, he'll be fine. Probably just food poisoning. You just found him passed out like that? No, no, don't be sorry! But if that was your assassination attempt, you've got a long way to go. Sloppy, sloppy, slo - ow! Kidding. 

I know we're not on the best of terms, but you're family now. So, yes, I'd like to. Um. Let's just sit. And share a drink. Or whatever it is mature adults do. And talk, we should probably talk. Should I call you "Dad", or - no? Okay, Hector it is, great.