I'm not a hero. I'm a thief. Born a thief. Raised a thief. Will die a thief.

Don't knock them. In my line of work, where you look for every distraction you can get, these tend to come in handy. And since this costume lacks pockets, where else would I hide all my tools?

And there I was thinking I'd gotten my evening nicely planned. A little innocent art theft followed by hot cocoa and steamy chick-lit.