Calmer Chameleons
WDStreetVO for Gurning Contest Narrator
The character is a narrator for a gurning contest on the radio. Obviously, a gurning contest is something you have to see to enjoy, so the narrator struggles to articulate this into words for the listener. As the sketch goes on it becomes clear that this isn't working in audio form, especially as events get more surreal and exciting.
Good
evening, you’re joining us on BBC Radio 12+1, and we’re about to go live to the
Guernsey Gurning Contest 2017.He
has a taste for exotic face-pulling does Mr Pollop, and we’re looking forward
to seeing some more off-the-wall, avant-guarde gurning today.OH!
Oh my word! Now that is truly spectacular! The lip position was absolutely
sublime, contorting in a fashion that is…that was…well…indescribable. My
apologies, listeners, but I don’t know how to even describe that to you.