I really think that if we can get the funding we should really look into creating a shop. A place where our viewers can buy things to support our show! Like posters, keychains...or mugs!

(Nancy has gifted him a crystal that she does not use anymore. She did not cleanse it.) Oh wow! Thank you this is so incredibly thoughtful! You're right! I've always wanted one of these! (small pause) You did remember to cleanse this though right?

(talking head similar to The Office) I guess I do believe in signs. Not like the occult or anything like that. I do tarot readings, and I enjoy reading horoscopes. When I was ten I had my palm read by this fortune teller who told me that I would get rich and famous. I ended up going to her several times over the years. Turns out she wasn't really a fortune teller at all. She was just scamming me for money. I lost like ten thousand dollars.