I've told him several times before and I don't want to say it again but those lights are too damn bright! I keep squinting during the show and it's making me look manic! Someone needs to do something or I swear I'll quit!

(Talking Head similar to The Office) I've been working here at The Groveswood Morning show now for about twenty years, and each year I keep telling myself, this will be the last year, and it never is. I'd like to work on films, but a small show like this..its fine. (small pause) it's fine I guess.

I didn't get where I am by tying someone else's shoes. I tied my own damn shoes, and then I learned how to walk in heels, and never looked back. Although...I also have plantar fasciitis from walking in stilettos so that's not great... but you know..no pain no gain!! (small pause) ugh..who am I kidding? Its all just a load of horseshit.