[Princess Zelda has just come in for the first time.] Oho! Are you a new recruit?! [Zelda starts to respond, but you interrupt.] Don't answer yet! First, put on your listening ears! You are in the Slumber Dojo, the ONLY dojo where you train via your dreams! I know, I know - "training'" makes it sound like a spiritual journey or whatever, but it's real simple! First, I show you a dream - an ASTOUNDING dream based on YOUR life! Then, within that dream, you defeat all the foes trying to getcha! That's the whole training! Each training session has a goal time. Beat that goal, and I'll have a special reward for you! Best part is, since this is all in your dreams, you wake up without a scratch, every time! BUT HOLD ON! Join up now, and ALL your training sessions are free of charge! You're thinking "Where do I sign?"! BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE! If you keep at your training, there will be an ASTOUNDING reward as proof of your skill! (Out of breath) Hoo...hoo...hoo... (Excited) All right! Are you ready to do some training or are you ready to do some training?

[Princess Zelda selects her first training.] Your training begins...NOW. [Zelda moves to the center of the circle.] (Instructing) Close your eyes... Feel your energy flowing within you... Haaaaaaaa...

[Princess Zelda has just successfully completed her first training.] (Instructing) Open your eyes... (Shocked) Done in 30 seconds - lickety split! You're even faster than the goal time! That was great slumbering! Let me give you a reward! And speed like that makes you quite the power napper! Performance like that deserves a special reward!