Well, who is it this time? Is it that guy from that one band that I don't like? I told you that I prefer classical music, and not that loud screeching sound. It sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

So you're firing me because I'm getting older? Are you serious? Nancy, she's like sixty five and she can barely read anything anymore unless you push it right up to her nose and you're firing me?

(Talking head similar to The Office) One of my favorite things to do in the winter is to attend the annual Groveswood Pine Tree Festival. (long pause) However, I did end up getting pine sap all over my couture coat. I ended up having to give it away... What a waste.