Life is Crap: An Audio Drama
Deltalead3 for Extras
Of course, there will be extra characters that aren't important enough for individual roles and characters I have not come up with yet. The audition lines are merely ideas and I suggest you do an example of how far your range is for different voices. You may be asked to do multiple characters (though you don't have to).
[French Teacher]: Mr. Dren! Could you at least /pretend/ to pay attention? I know you're only here to fill a period, but at least /act/ like you care.
[Girl Student]: Oh my gosh, right? Like, I swear, I saw them at a Raising Cane's as a /date/. They are so weird, but, like, perfect for each other. It's so cute, but, like, in a lame way.
[Estranged Parent]: The phone works both ways, so you can stop acting like some gay, little victim. I know I abandoned you and let you and your brother be abused and everything, but I'm your dad so you should just forgive me already!
