Well, turned the gain way down and backed off mike as much as I could without standing in the next room. But it's still yelling. And.... don't want to do much more of it seeing as how I live in an apartment building. heheh. Particularly not "HELP!"

Oh, how could I not choose this one? I laugh every time I hear it. I imagine an ugly fat old woman, groceries flying in the air, running faster than ought to be possible for her age and size. Sorry MargaretAshley, yours was a genuinely good take, and you sound like a young attractive woman, but seeing I've already got a sweet little girl voice shouting "dragon" I just need the haggard ugly old woman voice to balance out the scene, and this take is perfect!

Still waiting for you to send me a message with your address so I can send you your free book. Also, you have a choice: You can have your book ASAP as approved by the printers at DriveThruFiction, or you could have a second run book that will be approved by me also, but will come a little later, and is less likely to have any one-of-a-kind errors that will make it valuable one day.