Unfortunately he's one of only 15 privately owned Spiddy-Boos left in the world, but soon I hope to breed enough to reintroduce them to the wild. His name is Bemm-Em by the way, isn't it Boo?(last three words said in a "who's a good boy?!" kind of a way)

You better believe it, handsome! Dance, I tried to contact you! Not long ago if I remember, with the intention of getting an interview about your writing. But it seems like you had already left the newspaper that you worked for at the time. What on Earth brings you to our old vibrant neck of the woods?

Aww, I wish I could Honey-buns but alas this one's for breeding too. He's going to help repair the damage done by the Birdeater spiders in his home by building up the numbers again, unfortunately the Spiddy-Boos are the #1 prey for Birdeaters in the north eastern forests.