"2 score and...some years ago, Clod was born in an active volcano in an unnamed land he only refers to as 'the old country'. Not a whole lot is known about his past, so we'll just make something up: he was raised by mountain goats made of chocolate in a magical fairytale castle known as 'Zippy Town'. Raised to be a lawyer, Clod decided it was more fun to physically ruin puny people than to financially ruin them. Of course, we're making this up, so none of it is true."

Clod is loud, boisterous, and very hammy. He speaks in a deep Russian accent with broken English and takes great pride in how unbeatable he is. His voice is somewhere between the Team Fortress 2 Heavy and Jumba from Lilo & Stitch.