Character Bio: While initially a gifted and passionate amateur reporter and student, Ronaldo Fryman is never quite the same after receiving a beating during his first appearance. Thereafter, he is relegated to being a crazy Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theorist and neckbeard. A bit part, but if the series continues he will be a recurring character.

VA requirements: Please don’t try and match how Ronaldo sounds in the original show, it’s pretty unsalvageable. Ideally, should be able to switch between a sane reporter persona and an Alex Jones impression.

Example from a more entertaining show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePLkAm8i2s

Line 1: (sane but dramatic)

“I’m not here to wrestle! I’m here to expose the dirty secret at the heart of Purple Puma’s success! Purple Puma… is a ‘juicer’.”

Line 2: (full Alex Jones ranting)

“Piiiiiink! I knew it! They’re putting chemicals in the water to turn the freakin’ cats gay!

And you’re in on it aren’t you… Tiger Millionaire!”