The Oldest member of the cast, being in his mid 30s. Fu is a lucrative but extremely washed out Businessmen far passed his prime. Fu is a fairly jovial man when he gets a few drinks in him, albeit acts similarly to an estranged uncle at a family gathering. He often gives fairly questionable advice and is typically only looking out for himself and his own interests. No hard feelings- it's only business. Afterall, he is the Ultimate Salesman and despite the tabloids many, many rumours he's somehow yet to be stripped of the title.

A mid-low to low voice preferred! Slightly gruff/smokey sounding voice, easily smooth and charismatic one moment and then more rough sounding the next. (35 years old)